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02/28/2006: Indian People Fear Me
06/12/2005: Life is Complicated
05/09/2005: Pirates!
04/30/2005: LOGO MADNESS.
04/26/2005: Action Points
04/04/2005: Sin City: Review
04/01/2005: The Room is Spinning
04/01/2005: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!
03/17/2005: Hi!
02/24/2005: Another Battle Scar
02/21/2005: Another Sure Sign of the Apocalypse
02/08/2005: My Paper-thin Ruse
02/02/2005: A Ridiculously False Fact
01/24/2005: Lunch Break: Mind-Melting Antics of People
01/21/2005: Resolutions Revisited: Three Weeks Later
01/20/2005: ANIMAL PLANET 3!
01/18/2005: Scissor Mind Games
01/14/2005: A Name by any other Name is still a Name
01/03/2005: HAPPY BLEEPING NEW YEAR!
12/08/2004: Guess the Dictator or Television Sit-Com Character
12/06/2004: BATTLETOWED
12/06/2004: Undeniable Signs of a Blossoming Insanity
11/29/2004: We've taken BleepSmazz to the Next Level....yt?
11/25/2004: Happy Thanksgiving!
11/01/2004: Real Priorities
10/28/2004: The Unblinking, All-Seeing Eyes of God
10/22/2004: Call Me Baby
10/05/2004: Nature is Spinning in its Grave
09/29/2004: ...exactly...
09/27/2004: "Interesting" Observation #6532: @ for at
09/15/2004: Diabolical Geniuses
09/09/2004: Never forget...
09/06/2004: The Smooth Zone
09/04/2004: It's Not Over 'Til I Sing
08/27/2004: Horrible Cartoons
08/19/2004: Nope, Not Today
08/13/2004: Is There Love in Space?
08/08/2004: Stop Tickling My Fancy
07/27/2004: Kimberton Fair
07/14/2004: Don't Even Try to Say I'm Wrong
07/14/2004: The first step torwards Dictatorship?
07/06/2004: Happy July 6th!
06/29/2004: Makes me want to die
06/25/2004: Anthony's Alright
05/29/2004: Let's Make a Baby!
05/28/2004: Gas is Expensive
05/21/2004: Woo this
05/16/2004: Real Fact #245
05/09/2004: BleepSmazz has been ROBBED!
04/27/2004: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome.....HANSON
04/26/2004: Pleasures of the PILE OF RUBBLE
04/16/2004: Living in a Living Nightmare
04/16/2004: It feels so wrong...yet so, so right
04/05/2004: Dinner Disaster
03/30/2004: Late disease
03/25/2004: God DAMMIT
03/21/2004: I just woke up
03/17/2004: Top Six Search Terms
03/15/2004: Holy Crap!
03/12/2004: Ray Dawg
03/11/2004: Wasko: Life on the Streets
03/04/2004: Thought of the Day
02/27/2004: Horrible Music
02/26/2004: Tumbleweed
02/19/2004: Today's Daily Annual Metaphor!
02/16/2004: Welcome to the WORLD OF TOMORROW
02/06/2004: I don't belong in a ghetto
02/06/2004: Changes
02/03/2004: Paper Cuts are for Sissies
02/02/2004: Numbers R Us
02/02/2004: Disadvantix
01/31/2004: Rare Hall and Oates Demo
01/30/2004: Pictures
01/29/2004: Short Rant of the Whenever
01/28/2004: Hot or Not: The Verdict: NOT
01/28/2004: What?
01/27/2004: Things On My Mind
01/27/2004: Cartoons Among Us
01/26/2004: Random Bits
01/24/2004: My Aching Bones
01/24/2004: Vroooooom!
01/21/2004: HOT or NOT: Update
01/21/2004: HOTTIES OR NOTTIES
01/20/2004: Political Oblivion
01/17/2004: The Matrix: Reanalyzed
01/16/2004: Well alright then!
01/12/2004: Jive Error
01/11/2004: STUPIDEST MAN ALIVE
01/11/2004: JOHN HENSON STILL LIVES
01/07/2004: Worst Gifts
01/07/2004: Random Thoughts
01/05/2004: Every word that follows is a lie.
12/29/2003: Pool is for Nazis
12/24/2003: I'm afraid we have nothing to post.
12/19/2003: Things About My Life That Annoy Me To The Point Of Posting News On BleepSmazz While At Work
12/19/2003: Bleepsmass
12/16/2003: It was only a matter of time...
12/12/2003: THE TIME IS AT HAND
12/11/2003: Sweet.
12/10/2003: Uh oh!
12/08/2003: Merry Christmas!
12/08/2003: Oh my!
12/08/2003: Just what is going on here..
12/07/2003: Arrrr
12/06/2003: LISTEN
12/03/2003: Holiday Greetings...
11/27/2003: New 'Loomf Toon
11/26/2003: Wegmorons
11/25/2003: Have we Learned Nothing?
11/24/2003: Awkward Silence
11/21/2003: First Ever BleepSmazz Music. Ever.
11/19/2003: Family Guy???
11/19/2003: Heads Up
11/18/2003: BleepSmazz is Never Wrong
11/13/2003: Mmmphh
11/10/2003: Casual Hello It's Me, Matt, Act Naturally
11/09/2003: Things We Learned From Watching Elf
11/07/2003: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...
11/06/2003: An Extravahomieganza
11/02/2003: .Comorama
10/30/2003: Call of Duty
10/30/2003: Disgusting
10/30/2003: Signs of the Apocalypse #372
10/27/2003: Take Control of Traffic Lights
10/26/2003: At Last
10/25/2003: Caught! In the Act!
10/22/2003: Kid Douchebag
10/22/2003: Brainslugs have replaced the Dollar as US Currency
10/21/2003: Postober
10/14/2003: Is anyone else tired of star wipes?
10/13/2003: BLAMMO
10/13/2003: Soundtrack To Our Lives (Or At Least The Lives Of Those At Wegmans)
10/12/2003: Burning Pleasures Part 2
10/12/2003: Yeah, so, uh...
10/10/2003: With Gusto
10/09/2003: The Luckiest/Unluckiest Man Alive
10/08/2003: Yo
10/08/2003: The Luckiest/Most Scared Guy Alive
10/05/2003: Microsoft Virus XP
10/03/2003: Old People (Slightly non-offensive rant)
09/28/2003: Must....resist....
09/28/2003: I mean seriously now.
09/25/2003: Fuckbar!
09/24/2003: 7 in a row
09/19/2003: Fanfare
09/16/2003: Google can suck it
09/14/2003: Splitsville
09/11/2003: A Gift
09/09/2003: Good Ideas™
09/03/2003: Verbage
09/02/2003: New Homie Comic
08/30/2003: Holy dollar-sign percent ampersand asterick!!!!
08/28/2003: Brilliant Idea
08/26/2003: Driving Through
08/25/2003: Another Exciting Chapter...
08/24/2003: I Can Rant: Response 1: Continued...
08/24/2003: I CAN RANT
08/23/2003: Listen up
08/23/2003: Things I Find Hilarious Part 3: Enhanced Emails
08/22/2003: Things I Find Hilarious Part 2: I Before Shut Up
08/22/2003: Things I Find Hilarious Part 1: Water Talk
08/22/2003: Voicemail is Mocking Me
08/22/2003: I've got a present for ya
08/16/2003: On the Other Hand...
08/16/2003: (Fe)Male Show
08/14/2003: Fecal Matters (Of The Heart)
08/13/2003: Morbid Death Snacks
08/11/2003: Joe'ls Hilarious Face
08/09/2003: I am not lying
08/07/2003: Urm...
08/05/2003: Waffles: Life's Great Mystery
08/05/2003: I Would Do Anything For Smazz
08/05/2003: Stereotypes Never Lie
08/02/2003: Nantucket Rectals
08/01/2003: Burning Pleasures
07/29/2003: Geeks Unite!
07/24/2003: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
07/22/2003: Health News
07/19/2003: Mystery Title
07/13/2003: TV for the Whole Family
07/10/2003: sometimes when we touch...
07/08/2003: Reflections of an Unemployed Man
07/06/2003: Title of Post
07/05/2003: How ironic...
07/02/2003: Hold on to your genitals
07/01/2003: The Infinite is possible at...
06/29/2003: Heads up
06/26/2003: Hurts so good
06/22/2003: things to come
06/22/2003: OUTRAGE
06/22/2003: guess what?
06/22/2003: Welcome to the Smazzery