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Fantabulous Stories (of a Mundane IT Job): "Be just a second." (1 Comments)
03/17/2005: Josh calls Tech Support! Mild hilarity ensues!

BS Job Interviews: Gornog the Destroyer (3 Comments)
02/14/2005: BleepSmazz presents to you the transcript of a phone interview with a potential new article writer for the 'Smazz. Come on in and let us know what you think of Gornog the Destroyer.

Joel's Massive Car Report (5 Comments)
02/02/2005: The lowdown on the greatest show in automotive history. Joel uses all of the car knowledge he gained by watching "Pimp My Ride" and put it to good use - by dissecting the supercars of the future, today!

A Letter from Bill Gates (0 Comments)
02/02/2005: Bill Gates wrote a letter to the readers of MSN yesterday. At his request, I've mirrored it here.

The Candy Man (0 Comments)
01/14/2005: A short story with ninjas and candy. Nominated for "The Best Story About Ninjas and Candy Ever Award", which I just made up and won.

BLEEPSMAZZ 2004 YEAR END EXTRAVAGANZTACULAR!!!! (0 Comments)
01/03/2005: 2004 is over. Now let's all look back on it in fondness.

Holiday Shopping Tips (for the Last Minute Shopper) (0 Comments)
12/23/2004: BleepSmazz shares its tips for a safe, efficient and stress-free last-minute holiday shopping extravamaganza.

WoWDiction: The Deadliest Addiction (1 Comments)
12/20/2004: This short story is the result of sitting bored at work daydreaming about World of Warcraft all day long.

Fantabulous Stories (of a Mundane IT Job): Beep. (0 Comments)
12/06/2004: Is it time to go home yet?

Photoshop Technique: The Clone Stamp Tool (0 Comments)
11/10/2004: Go Behind the Scenes with BleepSmazz as we give you an inside look at the tools we use to create our photoshop-eriffic articles!

ELECTION RESULTANTS (0 Comments)
11/03/2004: We have tallied up all the crucial votes to paint a picture of an EXCITING NEW AMERICA!!! Come check out who YOU have chosen to lead the nation...

Vote Dammit! (0 Comments)
11/02/2004: A public service annoucement from BleepSmazz about exercising your right to fool yourself into thinking you have some influence over our government.

Fantabulous Stories (of a Mundane IT Job): Radioactive PC (0 Comments)
10/24/2004: You should probably be wearing gloves while you read this article.

BS Job Interviews: Moses Mahoney (2 Comments)
10/14/2004: BleepSmazz presents to you the transcript of a phone interview with a potential new article writer for the 'Smazz. Come on in and let us know what you think of Moses Mahoney.

The Outside Corner (2 Comments)
09/26/2004: Take a perilous journey to....THE OUTSIDE CORNER.

AOL News: Holy Crap! (0 Comments)
Fantabulous Stories (of a Mundane IT Job): The "M" Makes a Big Difference (4 Comments)
Super Blizzard Real Life Lawyers (0 Comments)
Giant Freezies (1 Comments)
Five-Dollar Movie Review (2 Comments)
Lord of the Rings Monopoly (0 Comments)
TV Review: Method and Red (1 Comments)
Promotional Brilliance (0 Comments)
The Helpful Car Thief (0 Comments)
Pizza Hut's Last Laugh (0 Comments)
Sports: Seriously, Who Cares? (0 Comments)
Thangs of New York (2 Comments)
Josh's Driving School: Chapter 8 (0 Comments)
Race to Wawa (0 Comments)
Online Addiction: The Noisy Killer (2 Comments)
Do You Like Kid Rock? (2 Comments)
BleepSmazz Personals: David Herr, Portrait of a Stud (0 Comments)
Valentine's Day: Harmless Holiday or Extreme Cultural Ignorance? (1 Comments)
Easier than a Straw (0 Comments)
Review: You Got Served (0 Comments)
Fashion Trends (0 Comments)
Hot Or Not (0 Comments)
Mini Band Review (Sorry Bill) (0 Comments)
BleepSmazz Rants About Someting (0 Comments)
The Matrix: Reanalyzed (1 Comments)
The Two Towers: Extended Edition Review (0 Comments)
Joel of the Rings (0 Comments)
I'm Gonna Be Rich! (0 Comments)
Hulk Say! (0 Comments)
Kid Notorious Interview (0 Comments)
Movie Review: Elf (0 Comments)
BleepSmazz: Changing Lives (0 Comments)
Munchies (0 Comments)
Matt's Face is a Funny Thing (0 Comments)
Music is a Funny Thing (0 Comments)
The Simpsons: Hit and Run (0 Comments)
The Matrix: Analyzed (0 Comments)
Pop-Tarts are Always Right (0 Comments)
Homie Duck and Hollywood (0 Comments)
The Mystery of Wawa (0 Comments)
Be Safe (0 Comments)
Josh's Driving School: Chapter 3 (0 Comments)
Violence in Video Games? (0 Comments)
Valentines Day? (0 Comments)
Slamball: Defining a New Generation (0 Comments)
Bleepy's: The Profession that Matters (0 Comments)
Perspective: A Perspective (0 Comments)
BleepSmazz Won an Award! (0 Comments)
Homie Mystery Theater (0 Comments)
Joel Idol: Pop Singer for a New Millenium (0 Comments)
All You Will Ever Need To Know About Animals Ever (0 Comments)
Shopping Spree (0 Comments)
Seabiscuit Interview (0 Comments)
ARCADE-O-RAMA (0 Comments)
Joseph (0 Comments)
Hate List, pt1 (0 Comments)
A Day in Morrowind (0 Comments)
Sand in your Thong (0 Comments)
Lemon Fresh Scent (0 Comments)
The Bleep Brothers (0 Comments)
UPDATED Crucial Health Information (0 Comments)
Mystery Button (0 Comments)
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